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01/16/2004

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So the other day Maria made me watch an interior decorating show on HGTV...

They had this segment on decorative caulking.

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things heard during this segment:

"Here are some creative uses for caulk..."
"You'll never look at caulk the same way ever again."

"We'll just put the tip of the caulk into the crack..."

"Now you have to gently squeeze the caulk..."

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...and so on.

Maria says I'm immature;
but I'm CERTAIN
that that's funny shit.